Blog They Were Making Me Write

I have no-one left to blame but myself. Ho hum

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

In other news...

"Grigioni, now back in Switzerland, said she could normally get tortoises to ejaculate within minutes."

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In October 2006 I started an MA in Professional Writing. They seemed to think it was a good idea that we each write a blog. In October 2007, the course ended. Now I'm stuck with the thing.

(I'm not quite sure how this ended up being somewhere I post dubious fragments, and bad attempts at prose poetry, but these things happen I suppose).

Yet more of all this...

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And the same, but in label form

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  • a good notebook spoiled (1)
  • a mixed welcome (1)
  • a post about music that turned out not to be about music at all (1)
  • a slightly koan-like poem (1)
  • abject apologies (1)
  • absurdist graffiti (1)
  • achievements celebrated only by the lazy (and foxes) (1)
  • across the water (1)
  • Actually I probably shouldn't knock it - after all there's no reason people with haemmorhoids shouldn't have their own sport (1)
  • Actually I think I prefer the title 'Your memory cannot speak for the otters' but never mind (1)
  • Actually I've always quite liked cats (1)
  • all kinds of wrong (1)
  • an insurance claim waiting to happen (and other tenuous links between art and Jeremy Clarkson) (1)
  • and after Paul Restall... THE WORLD (1)
  • and not even a mention of someone being unseeded... (1)
  • and other signs of the coming Apocalypse... (1)
  • and so it begins... (hopefully) (1)
  • another homeless fragment (if it tries to sell you a Big Issue please be kind) (1)
  • another mistake made in public (1)
  • another rant (1)
  • Anyway it all went pretty OK... (1)
  • audio addiction (1)
  • Aung San Suu Kyi (1)
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  • blah (2)
  • blogpost as nonsense-gibbet (1)
  • book reviews that take a while to get to the point (1)
  • Books for the never-knowingly-relaxed (1)
  • buck passing (1)
  • Burma (1)
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  • Cornwall Library Service prepares to join the Axis of Evil (1)
  • dilemmas of the introverted (1)
  • do not tumbledry (1)
  • doomed attempts at passive consumption of an active medium (1)
  • ever so slightly published (1)
  • everyday stuff that can be improved by the addition of wire and tiny props (1)
  • Falmouth (2)
  • Font Row (nightly Arts programme in which a panel of guests is assembled to disagree about the typographical qualities of famous lines of text) (1)
  • former moonlighters of Falmouth (1)
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  • I probably need a better kiln (1)
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  • Is there a Short Ships race? (1)
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  • the unexpected metaphysical dilemmas of beverage choice (1)
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The course they let me do

  • Some kind of administrative error, probably

A few of the blogs they made everyone else write. Some are even still active.

  • A Blog on the Landscape
  • Afloat in Falmouth
  • All About Liam
  • beyceyar
  • Due Faust From Hull
  • Duncan's World (re-abandoned)
  • emapple
  • For All You Little Scribblers
  • Holly
  • Holly again
  • Joe Bloggs
  • MA Student
  • MsAnnThrope
  • Singing lessons cancelled indefinitely
  • stick it in your own eye
  • The Blogs of Ryan
  • The Planet Ug
  • Thing to do in Falmouth when...
  • Under Duress

A few blogs not being written under duress (to the best of my knowledge)

  • Belletrist (MsAnnThrope reincarnated)
  • Bent Objects
  • Bill Posters
  • Bricklayer Playing the Piano
  • Cafe Hopcott
  • Cultural Snow
  • DC de facto
  • Faces in Places
  • Garfield Minus Garfield
  • Graham Linehan
  • James and the Blue Cat
  • Little People
  • Lucy Apple
  • Miss-Cellany
  • Parlez-vous moo?
  • Peckham2Paris
  • Quinquireme
  • Sean McManus's Blog
  • Stephen Fry
  • Superloner
  • Taiga the Fox
  • The Lucky Charm Blog
  • The Root of the Matter
  • What goes up...
  • Wild Cat Island

One for footie fans

  • If you've missed Match of the Day...

And for the music fans

  • Motel de Moka
  • The Hype Machine
  • Elbows (kinda like Hype Machine)
  • Red Ruin
  • Fonal Records' jukebox
  • The Leaf Label (click ENTER for downloads)
  • Lono Records (Falmouth)
  • SXSW 2006 (tape symbol = download)
  • SXSW 2007 (ditto)
  • SXSW 2007's audio-player thingy

Bottom of the barrel

Please stop scraping me.