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A blind man put out a man's eyes.

“He was looking at me funny,” he told the police.

POLICEMAN: But you're blind?

BLIND MAN: That's no reason I should put up with it.

PM: No, I mean how can you tell?

BM: I'm blind. Everyone looks at a blind man funny.

The policeman struggled to dispute this.

PM: But what if you did this to everyone? And what if they did it too? Before long the whole world would be blind.

The blind man thought for a while.

“Yes,” he said, at last. “What do you know? I'm more far-sighted than I thought.”

Eventually they had to release him (something indisputable about furthering the causes of equality...

But anyway, let's not dwell on it).